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Freshman Develops Early-Onset Senioritis
The weather is getting chillier and the leaves are falling, but freshman communications major Jimmy Manziel is managing the fallout after being diagnosed with early-onset senioritis, an incurable disease that will destroy his academic pursuits. “I pretty quickly realized that class blows, and none of this matters. It’s way more fun to just enjoy the journey,” said Manziel, speaking to us while downing a six pack of Busch Light in a nearby park. The Boundary spoke with our on
Jack Haddad
Oct 20, 2025


Engineering Student Too Locked In at Gerstein
With midterm season in full swing, many students are looking for a study space around campus, and Gerstein Science and Information Centre is a popular choice for extended work periods. Unfortunately, its reading room and too-comfortable window seats can make it difficult to keep track of the time. While some can get out of the Gerstein Library before it locks up for the night, others are not so lucky. Jayla Bird, a twenty-year-old chemical engineering student, has been repor
The Boundary Staff and Umar Ranadityo
Oct 17, 2025


Bisexual Student Leaves Professor Fiona Apple
With the pleasantries and optimism of the new semester finally withering away (alongside the blistering hangovers from excursions to Queen’s HoCo), many students at the University of Toronto are scrambling to avoid lateness penalties on assignments they should have started two weeks ago. Fortunately, most professors are sympathetic to the woes of the world and have been generous in granting extensions on extensions for people who struggle with deadlines. Victoria College fac
Artemis Fedorchuk
Oct 16, 2025


Accommodated Testing Services Now Offering Cocaine
Good news for those struggling with midterms: the University of Toronto’s Accommodated Testing Services (ATS) announced on Tuesday that they will begin offering cocaine to students during the exam period. The ATS released a statement addressing their new initiative: “While we normally offer accommodations like writing in a quiet room, additional time, and breaks with a paused clock, we thought students would also benefit from unrestricted access to a Schedule 1 controlled sub
Fionn McPhee
Oct 14, 2025


Score! Campus Photographer Spots Diverse Friend Group
With the application deadlines for first-years rapidly approaching (and their accompanying tuition fees), the University of Toronto is...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Oct 10, 2025


Movie Filming at Vic Not Even Subversive
As Victoria College once again becomes the latest backdrop for a Tinseltown motion picture, local cinema studies student Georgette...
Jack Haddad
Oct 1, 2025
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