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Emmett Zych
Oct 2, 2024
Moo-Deng Abused; Moved to Southern Ontario Rehab Facility
NIAGARA FALLS: The internet super-celebrity and Choeropsis liberiensis , or, Hippopotamus for our feeble mined readers, Moo-Deng is...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Sep 30, 2024
Well Adjusted First-Year Only Abusing One Substance
As appointments at accessibility services remain inaccessible and new guardrails are installed in the Robarts stairwell, many freshmen on...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Sep 27, 2024
Scotiabank Theatre Releases Souvenir Popcorn Bucket for Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Movie
The U of T community is anxiously awaiting the upcoming release of the film based on Robarts Library’s most notorious feces flinger. To...
Jonah Wineberg
Sep 25, 2024
Misogynist Student Disappointed by Study “A Broad”
For most, a term abroad is a tremendous opportunity to explore the world, get immersed in a different culture, and then come home to...
Clare Mooney
Sep 23, 2024
MAT137 Air Condemned by UN for Biological Warfare
This just in: The United Nations have deemed the air of the MAT137 classroom “biological warfare.” The infamous first year math course...
Richard Thai
Sep 20, 2024
SPONSORED: Circle K offering 15% Discount on Study Beers
CALLING ALL UOFT STUDENTS! Need something to help you lock in and hit the books? In celebration of the new school year, and our newfound...
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