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Doug Ford Wins Academy Award for Portrayal of a Real Human Being
On Sunday night, Ontario premier Doug Ford was honoured with an Academy Award for his remarkably successful portrayal of a real, living...
Fionn McPhee
Mar 3, 2025


Loser Student Walks Around With “Kick Me” Sign On Back
In the midst of the winter blues, students have taken it upon themselves to lift the school spirit by sporting “kick me” signs on their...
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 28, 2025


UofT Time Just Long Enough to Whack One Out
University of Toronto students have been blessed with a ten minute grace period before each class, colloquially known as “UofT Time”....
Robbie Janzen
Feb 27, 2025


Op-Ed: Mini Crossword Only Fun In Class
"The wonderful folks at the New York Times (NYT) understand that young people enjoy puzzles and dopamine, but also that they are unable...
Jack Haddad
Feb 20, 2025
Heartbreaking: Prof Didn’t Receive a Single Valentine’s Day Kiss From His Students
Valentine’s Day is a difficult time for many, as it is often the ones with the most love to give who are left with no one to share it....
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 14, 2025


Girlfriend A Little Too Into Galentine’s Day
Every group of girls is readying their nail polish collections and heart-shaped sugar cookies for the day celebrating the beauty of...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Feb 12, 2025
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