October 31, 2019

If you thought Carter Hedge’s scaly skin was just a part of his snake costume, you weren’t alone. 

Over the course of the fall semester, second year Hedge exclusively consumed Frosted Flakes, Hot Pocke...

October 29, 2019

Last Friday night, Horatio Burchewitz had an epiphany: he was not a Sweeterman. 

With a couple sprays of “Dark Temptation” Axe spritzed on his chest and a 1:1 ratio of hair gel to Coke swirling in his spiky...

October 9, 2019

On September 29, The Varsity published an article which weighed the pros and cons of living in residence, concluding that even with the cost of residence, the resulting experience was worth it. 

Crucially, ...

July 8, 2019

First year is a wild, emotional roller coaster ride replete with fake IDs, lecture halls the size of your high school, and sobbing. I knew the transition to university would be difficult, but I had no idea...

June 16, 2019

After a historic victory for the Raptors, Canadians have been especially energized and patriotic. It’s not just Ontario residents who are ecstatic over the win, either; Canadians from every province and te...

March 30, 2019

After gruelling through four years of purely science-based courses, the entire class of 4th year engineering students has effectively become illiterate. Evident in the spelling of the UofT Engineering Soci...

February 13, 2019

In a move that shocked zero Victoria College students, the infamous “Bone Brigade” has officially run out of all possible copulating combinations. Each member of the 14 person group is riddled with both go...

February 4, 2019

Third-year Art History major Phoenix Jensen is both shocked and elated to have landed an internship at the Art Gallery of Ontario. Jensen has always dreamt of running a museum packed full of artwork from t...

November 28, 2018

After reviewing his SOC100 grade on Monday morning, first-year student George Bronson was dismayed to learn that he flunked the entire “Race and Ethnicity” section of the course.

Bronson’s dismay comes as n...

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