December 6, 2019

Once upon a time, Elena Renner and Jason Wick were living the relationship dream. They wore matching Halloween costumes and Christmas jumpers, bantere...

October 31, 2019

If you thought Carter Hedge’s scaly skin was just a part of his snake costume, you weren’t alone. 

Over the course of the fall semester, second ye...

October 29, 2019

Last Friday night, Horatio Burchewitz had an epiphany: he was not a Sweeterman. 

With a couple sprays of “Dark Temptation” Axe spritzed on his chest an...

October 9, 2019

On September 29, The Varsity published an article which weighed the pros and cons of living in residence, concluding that even with the cost of reside...

July 8, 2019

First year is a wild, emotional roller coaster ride replete with fake IDs, lecture halls the size of your high school, and sobbing. I knew the transit...

June 16, 2019

After a historic victory for the Raptors, Canadians have been especially energized and patriotic. It’s not just Ontario residents who are ecstatic ove...

March 30, 2019

After gruelling through four years of purely science-based courses, the entire class of 4th year engineering students has effectively become illiterat...

February 13, 2019

In a move that shocked zero Victoria College students, the infamous “Bone Brigade” has officially run out of all possible copulating combinations. Eac...

February 4, 2019

Third-year Art History major Phoenix Jensen is both shocked and elated to have landed an internship at the Art Gallery of Ontario. Jensen has always d...

November 28, 2018

After reviewing his SOC100 grade on Monday morning, first-year student George Bronson was dismayed to learn that he flunked the entire “Race and Ethni...

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