"Listen, the thing about Soleimani is that he was... terroristical—full stop. Maybe you don't quite understand that point, so I'll say it again..."
This was a mere snippet of the one-sided conversation Sara Javadi had to endure for nearly 20 minutes on Wednesday afternoon, as second-year Political Science Minor Timothy Fleury attempted to educate her on the nuances of Iranian politics.
"And al-Muhands was implicated because, like, he was a problematic... guy, too," Fleury told Javadi.
"Iran is really messed up," he continued, "and I think regime change is necessary. And I know how to get the Ayatollah, or whatever, out of power quite easily: a coup."