Loser Dweeb From High School Now “Super Cool Party Animal” After Year of UofT Engineering

Toronto ON: The kid from your high school who studied 70 hours per week, religiously sported math pun t-shirts, and brought a robot to prom is now thought to be a "super dope party animal," thanks to his enrolment in Univeristy of Toronto mechanical engineering. The mind-bending metamorphosis seems to have occurred around early September 2017. 

 

Since the beginning of the year, the beady-eyed engineer and his cronies have painted themselves purple, run around Toronto setting off cannons and just being a general fucking nuisance to everyone outside of Bahen, forgetting, or suppressing, the fact that a mere nine months ago they were being thrown into a dumpster outside of their high school.

 

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