Report: Trinity College to Accept Irish on Trial Basis

Toronto, ON: On April 13th, the decidedly WASP-y Trinity College admitted its first ever Irish individual, Rob Flanagan of Belleville, Ontario. “We’re gonna give this one a try, but the second he starts binge drinking and singing songs by The Pogues, he’s out of here,” mused Winston Marlborough III Jr. as he adjusted his robe. “If this goes well we’re thinking of letting in the Greeks by 2022.”

 Photo credit: Irish Sun

 

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