Report: Friend With Septum Piercing Has Big Plans for Nuit Blanche

 

The night of September 29th, 2018 will mark Nuit Blanche: an overnight art exhibition taking place all over Toronto. While Nuit Blanche is generally characterized by public drunkenness and no actual art viewing, your septum-pierced friend Dominic seems to think that tonight will be a night of artistic fulfillment and inspiration.

 

“I think this is going to be a life-changing experience for all of us” exclaimed Dominic as the rest of your friends were busy filling Mountain Dew bottles full of tequila. “We’ve gotta start right as the sun goes down; first, let’s go to the drum circle in Nathan Phillips Square, after that we’ll go see the invisible art exhibit on Queen Street West, and I was thinking we’d end the night at the Illuminated Tunnel of Abandoned McDonald’s Wrappers.”

 

More to come.  

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