Complaining of high rent and an uncooperative landlord, the esteemed and fabled craftsman Daedalus has confirmed he could move his mind-numblingly complex labyrinth to the basement of Sidney Smith by the end of the year. The maze-like configuration of the basement drew the designer to Sidney Smith, he admitted.
If Daedalus is unable to negotiate a "fair price" with Sidney Smith representatives, he suggested that the second floor of University College could "feasibly, be another opportunity." Commending the lack of signs, ubiquity of trap-doors and minotaur-looking undergraduates skulking around, the brash designer was visibly excited as he spoke.