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Daniels Student Unveils Plans for New Residence
The John H. Daniels Faculty of Architecture, Landscape and Design is the place for budding young architects to build their skills, hone their craft, and become the most condescending person you’ve ever met. As students learn to navigate the world of reading blueprints, trying to get on HGTV, and how to cross the Spadina Roundabout without getting struck by a car, they also acquire the best skill of all: drawing pictures. Fourth-year student Chloé Carrington was spotted show
Alessia Pattara
5 hours ago


Rotman Student Fails Midterm, Becomes Communist
If you've visited Robarts Commons in the last three days, you have likely heard chants of “Down with the corrupt capitalist system!” coming from the second floor. The Boundary spoke to the unlikely student at the center of the protest: a business major. When asked about her introduction to communist ideology, Rotman student Angela Jennings closed the ChatGPT tab summarizing Capital by Karl Marx. “I had a once-in-a-lifetime revelation last Friday afternoon that radicalized me
Adi Acosta
2 days ago


Freshman Develops Early-Onset Senioritis
The weather is getting chillier and the leaves are falling, but freshman communications major Jimmy Manziel is managing the fallout after being diagnosed with early-onset senioritis, an incurable disease that will destroy his academic pursuits. “I pretty quickly realized that class blows, and none of this matters. It’s way more fun to just enjoy the journey,” said Manziel, speaking to us while downing a six pack of Busch Light in a nearby park. The Boundary spoke with our on
Jack Haddad
4 days ago


Engineering Student Too Locked In at Gerstein
With midterm season in full swing, many students are looking for a study space around campus, and Gerstein Science and Information Centre is a popular choice for extended work periods. Unfortunately, its reading room and too-comfortable window seats can make it difficult to keep track of the time. While some can get out of the Gerstein Library before it locks up for the night, others are not so lucky. Jayla Bird, a twenty-year-old chemical engineering student, has been repor
Boundary News
Oct 17


Bisexual Student Leaves Professor Fiona Apple
With the pleasantries and optimism of the new semester finally withering away (alongside the blistering hangovers from excursions to Queen’s HoCo), many students at the University of Toronto are scrambling to avoid lateness penalties on assignments they should have started two weeks ago. Fortunately, most professors are sympathetic to the woes of the world and have been generous in granting extensions on extensions for people who struggle with deadlines. Victoria College fac
Artemis Fedorchuk
Oct 16


Accommodated Testing Services Now Offering Cocaine
Good news for those struggling with midterms: the University of Toronto’s Accommodated Testing Services (ATS) announced on Tuesday that they will begin offering cocaine to students during the exam period. The ATS released a statement addressing their new initiative: “While we normally offer accommodations like writing in a quiet room, additional time, and breaks with a paused clock, we thought students would also benefit from unrestricted access to a Schedule 1 controlled sub
Fionn McPhee
Oct 14
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