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Nice! LinkedIn Post About Orgy Gets 69 Likes
In a tough job market, connections can be the difference between getting the role of your dreams or refreshing Canada Summer Jobs listings for months. For 4th year Rotman student Dean Wesrey, that means turning every interaction into a networking opportunity on LinkedIn. His detailed accounts of pitch meetings, coffee dates, and cottage retreats haven’t proven to be quite the hit he needed,but with 69 likes, Wesrey’s most recent post — which details his experience at a “sextr
Guest Writer
Sep 2


RE: The Measles at Our Event
Dear readers, The Boundary’s recent Burger Bash event was a failure. It was a failure where some people had a good time, with some amazing attendees and volunteers, but it did fail. We’d be remiss if we were to deny that in any way. We have received multiple reports of measles and other infections after the event, in particular from our super-special MeaslesBurger™. To help your practitioner more easily diagnose the issue, here is a description of how the MeaslesBurger™ was
S. B.
Aug 13


OpEd: Nobody Cares That You Did IB
Every year, University of Toronto welcomes thousands of fresh faces, all bragging to their friends and family about being accepted into one of Canada’s most prestigious universities. “All that hard work paid off!” they gloat — until they realize that the quiet kid named Michael who skipped more than half his classes and had a 2.1 GPA also got in. The International Baccalaureate (IB) is an international program aimed at fostering the education of students and preparing them fo
N. S.
Aug 12


Home for the Summer Correspondent: The TTC Is Good Actually
When it comes to being the best transit system in all of Canada, the bar is on the floor. Certainly, the TTC does not clear that bar. Such an award probably goes to Montreal. However, when it comes to the bar of being a good transit system for Canada, the TTC does clear that. Said bar is, yes, in Hell, but a bar cleared is a bar cleared. Now, there are those who would ask “what in God’s name are you smoking to make you think that?” And that is a fair question. The truth, how
C. C.
Aug 10


Lesbian Students So Broke, They Can’t Afford U-Haul
Moving in together with your partner is a major milestone in most relationships. This, however, isn’t the case for sapphics, for whom the U-Haul has long occupied a significant aspect of dating culture. For Alex Wu (they/them), an Environmental Anthropology major, and Sydney Gibson (she/her), a Medieval Studies specialist, living together naturally seemed like the next step after knowing each other for 42 days. “We met at Pride,” Sydney comments. “I was marching with the NDP
A. M.
Aug 9


International Student Stuck in Pearson Time Loop (Again)
PEARSON INTL AIRPORT – Every August, hundreds upon hundreds of newly-admitted international students arrive at Toronto’s Lester B. Pearson International Airport in the hopes of making their mark on the shining beacon of Canadian academia. Little do they know, they have descended upon a scene of carnage known as the Canadian “air travel” industry. They can only hope to make it to campus alive and in one piece. Harpreet Kaur, aged 17, will not be so lucky. The Boundary managed
S. B.
Aug 5
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