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TORONTO -- After a wildly successful first season, the highly anticipated second season of Heated Rivalry has finally been announced. The new installment features main characters Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov, as well as a surprise storyline between a University of Waterloo Mechatronics Engineering student and a University of Toronto Philosophy Specialist. “Yeah, so I was browsing through AO3 tags and the 'University of Toronto/University of Waterloo (anthropomorphic)' t

SANKOFA SQUARE -- Outside the glorious temple of the dollar at Yonge and Dundas, a humble cleric screams Bible verses into the unconsenting ears of the masses. Selling repentance here is no small feat, probably because the Eaton Centre is actually the secret tenth circle of Hell. It’s hard to imagine that anyone would convert in this ungodly cesspit, but The Boundary’s field reporters have been witness to an act of divine providence. Matthew Mark St. Luke-John, a devout Chris

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In a school as competitive as UofT, students are known to go to extreme lengths for a good research opportunity, even if it puts their life at risk. This unfortunate stereotype has been proven this semester by third-year medieval studies major Arthur Chaucer. He’s coughing and hacking like many other students this time of year. However, Chaucer doesn’t just have any normal cold; he has intentionally contracted The Plague. To learn more about this baffling choice, one of our b

With December marking the fast-approaching end of the fall semester, students at the University of Toronto have already started to look forward to the end of finals and the holidays slated over the winter break, with Christmas at its head. Despite its commercialization, Christmas is usually a time for people to take time to appreciate the priceless things in life, like love, joy, wonder, and hope—all experiences that transcend dollar signs and fights at Walmart. Unfortunatel