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UofT’s Ginger Run Rescheduled Due to Sunny Skies, Perfect Weather
Usually when someone is running in front of the Madison Avenue Pub, it’s to catch a late night Uber, to get away from a former lover, or...
Noah Cazabon
Mar 14


Run, Don't Walk to Yorkville's Hottest New Spot
We all know it’s a real bummer when your favourite underground spot goes mainstream. Suddenly, there’s all these loser normies messing...
Alessia Pattara
Mar 10


St Mike's Cremates Lowest Achiever For Ash Wednesday
As we move toward lent, many of our Christian students get ready to observe Ash Wednesday. I never went to Sunday school, so I have no...
Emmett Zych
Mar 5


Hinge Date Insists He Has Latex Allergy
The University of Toronto is infamous for its heavy workload, and many single students are dreaming of being fucked by something other...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Mar 5


Doug Ford Wins Academy Award for Portrayal of a Real Human Being
On Sunday night, Ontario premier Doug Ford was honoured with an Academy Award for his remarkably successful portrayal of a real, living...
Fionn McPhee
Mar 3


Loser Student Walks Around With “Kick Me” Sign On Back
In the midst of the winter blues, students have taken it upon themselves to lift the school spirit by sporting “kick me” signs on their...
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 28
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