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Eaton Centre Missionary Converts Man to Atheism
SANKOFA SQUARE -- Outside the glorious temple of the dollar at Yonge and Dundas, a humble cleric screams Bible verses into the unconsenting ears of the masses. Selling repentance here is no small feat, probably because the Eaton Centre is actually the secret tenth circle of Hell. It’s hard to imagine that anyone would convert in this ungodly cesspit, but The Boundary’s field reporters have been witness to an act of divine providence. Matthew Mark St. Luke-John, a devout Chris
S. B.
Jul 20


Happy Pride From The Boundary: U of T's Top Five LGBTQIA+ Icons
The Department of Linguistics Every genderqueer friend group has that one person making otherworldly sounds for hours on end just to get a B- in LIN228. New College Go for the dining hall, stay for the hot gay hippies. Then, leave for the ugly architecture and go to the equally queer University College. The Gargoyle A.K.A. UTSG’s second-best student publication. This may be the first time a student newspaper was spiritually a non-binary lesbian. Rotman Girls If you find an u
Boundary News
Jul 20


Medieval Studies Major Gets Plague for "Research"
In a school as competitive as UofT, students are known to go to extreme lengths for a good research opportunity, even if it puts their life at risk. This unfortunate stereotype has been proven this semester by third-year medieval studies major Arthur Chaucer. He’s coughing and hacking like many other students this time of year. However, Chaucer doesn’t just have any normal cold; he has intentionally contracted The Plague. To learn more about this baffling choice, one of our b
Adi Acosta
Dec 5, 2025


Rotman Student Tries to Monetize The Christmas Spirit
With December marking the fast-approaching end of the fall semester, students at the University of Toronto have already started to look forward to the end of finals and the holidays slated over the winter break, with Christmas at its head. Despite its commercialization, Christmas is usually a time for people to take time to appreciate the priceless things in life, like love, joy, wonder, and hope—all experiences that transcend dollar signs and fights at Walmart. Unfortunatel
Jack Haddad
Dec 1, 2025


Daniels Student Unveils Plans for New Residence
The John H. Daniels Faculty of Architecture, Landscape and Design is the place for budding young architects to build their skills, hone their craft, and become the most condescending person you’ve ever met. As students learn to navigate the world of reading blueprints, trying to get on HGTV, and how to cross the Spadina Roundabout without getting struck by a car, they also acquire the best skill of all: drawing pictures. Fourth-year student Chloé Carrington was spotted show
Alessia Pattara
Oct 24, 2025


Rotman Student Fails Midterm, Becomes Communist
If you've visited Robarts Commons in the last three days, you have likely heard chants of “Down with the corrupt capitalist system!” coming from the second floor. The Boundary spoke to the unlikely student at the center of the protest: a business major. When asked about her introduction to communist ideology, Rotman student Angela Jennings closed the ChatGPT tab summarizing Capital by Karl Marx. “I had a once-in-a-lifetime revelation last Friday afternoon that radicalized me
Adi Acosta
Oct 22, 2025
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