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Bisexual Student Leaves Professor Fiona Apple
With the pleasantries and optimism of the new semester finally withering away (alongside the blistering hangovers from excursions to Queen’s HoCo), many students at the University of Toronto are scrambling to avoid lateness penalties on assignments they should have started two weeks ago. Fortunately, most professors are sympathetic to the woes of the world and have been generous in granting extensions on extensions for people who struggle with deadlines. Victoria College fac
Artemis Fedorchuk
Oct 16


Accommodated Testing Services Now Offering Cocaine
Good news for those struggling with midterms: the University of Toronto’s Accommodated Testing Services (ATS) announced on Tuesday that they will begin offering cocaine to students during the exam period. The ATS released a statement addressing their new initiative: “While we normally offer accommodations like writing in a quiet room, additional time, and breaks with a paused clock, we thought students would also benefit from unrestricted access to a Schedule 1 controlled sub
Fionn McPhee
Oct 14


Score! Campus Photographer Spots Diverse Friend Group
With the application deadlines for first-years rapidly approaching (and their accompanying tuition fees), the University of Toronto is...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Oct 10


Movie Filming at Vic Not Even Subversive
As Victoria College once again becomes the latest backdrop for a Tinseltown motion picture, local cinema studies student Georgette...
Jack Haddad
Oct 1
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