In the barbarian wasteland at the southern edge campus known as the “Faculty of Applied Science and Engineering,” the illiterate hordes of froshers prepare for their most sacred ritual: dyeing each other purple and chanting while marching beneath the banner of their favourite Greek letter. This year, however, Great King of the Engineers N’gotha “Oog” Gruck, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to bless his new subjects with a magnanimous gift of blood sports. First, a

Theft. Stalking. Vehicular manslaughter. These are only some of the myriad crimes which University of Toronto students have admitted to on the popular Instagram account @uoftconfessions, famous for documenting everything from students cheating on their partners to committing criminal acts of public indecency with them. As a result of its popularity, CTV has now added to its roster of shows by bringing UofT Confessions on board as a true crime series, where the admissions made

In light of recent data privacy issues, the University of Toronto has announced new security measures that aim to protect students’ personal information, now requiring multi-factor authentication every time a student tries to access ACORN and Quercus. Although this might prevent unauthorized access to course readings, these new requirements are now unexpectedly beginning to impact aspects of personal life. In one peculiar case, Art History major Lily Davis’ phone pinged whil

In a tough job market, connections can be the difference between getting the role of your dreams or refreshing Canada Summer Jobs listings for months. For 4th year Rotman student Dean Wesrey, that means turning every interaction into a networking opportunity on LinkedIn. His detailed accounts of pitch meetings, coffee dates, and cottage retreats haven’t proven to be quite the hit he needed,but with 69 likes, Wesrey’s most recent post — which details his experience at a “sextr

Dear readers, The Boundary’s recent Burger Bash event was a failure. It was a failure where some people had a good time, with some amazing attendees and volunteers, but it did fail. We’d be remiss if we were to deny that in any way. We have received multiple reports of measles and other infections after the event, in particular from our super-special MeaslesBurger™. To help your practitioner more easily diagnose the issue, here is a description of how the MeaslesBurger™ was

Every year, University of Toronto welcomes thousands of fresh faces, all bragging to their friends and family about being accepted into one of Canada’s most prestigious universities. “All that hard work paid off!” they gloat — until they realize that the quiet kid named Michael who skipped more than half his classes and had a 2.1 GPA also got in. The International Baccalaureate (IB) is an international program aimed at fostering the education of students and preparing them fo