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Obituary: MAT137
Calculus with Proofs – referred to colloquially as MAT137 – occupied a special place in many UofT STEM students’ hearts, wasting space that could have housed more important matters such as dignity and self-respect. It is, thus, with our sincerest congratulations, that we announce the death of the University of Toronto’s most hated course. With its final term being Summer 2025-26, MAT137 has tormented students for over 10 years on the St. George campus. This year, with a C+ co
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Jul 20


Gym Bro Petitions AC to Add Protein to Water Fountain
ATHLETIC CENTRE -- “They don’t understand that some of us are really on that grind, you know?” says a visibly distressed Jake Rodriguez. Jake is a third year Economics specialist, but he claims that his real expertise is in nutrition and strength training. Mid-interview, he offered our reporter a beef jerky stick. Rodriguez has gained a small following on what was formerly known as Twitter, uniting athletes over a novel grievance with the Athletic Centre: plain water in the w
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Jul 20


Alberta Student Denied Emotional Support Pipeline by ATS
SPADINA & COLLEGE -- Dealing with Accommodated Testing Services can be difficult. Between filling out forms, going to interviews, and finding the Accessibility Services office, many people have legitimate grievances which lead them to be frustrated with ATS. The Boundary was going to interview one such student for a story about accessibility. Unfortunately, all of them had lives. Instead, The Boundary interviewed an individual with more questionable reasons to be frustrated.
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Jul 20


Yorkville Resident Breathes Same Air As Minimum Wage Worker, Dies
YORKVILLE -- Priscille James Weston was an upstanding member of the community. Elegant, considerate and well-connected, she was a Yorkville staple until her tragic death following exposure to a deadly pathogen: someone of a lower social class. “She was a good person,” says her grieving neighbor Louis Steward. When asked to elaborate on her qualities, he gave a blank look and said “I think she donated to a charity once. At least that’s what she told me after I saw her buy her
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Jul 20


Five Ways to Win Course Enrolment
Review-Bomb the Course on Reddit and RateMyProf Yes, people, the marking in BMS434 is extremely harsh. Also, the yaoi boys from your readings gave your grandma a heart attack and she died. Choose a Niche Program Ditch the stress of trying to get into BCH210 by studying something unique, like Canadian Studies or Buddhism & Mental Health. Commit Credit Fraud As everyone knows, the more credits you have, the earlier your start time. The registrar surely won’t find it suspicious
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Jul 20


Next Season of Heated Rivalry Features UofT Student Falling For Waterloo Engineer
TORONTO -- After a wildly successful first season, the highly anticipated second season of Heated Rivalry has finally been announced. The new installment features main characters Shane Hollander and Ilya Rosanov, as well as a surprise storyline between a University of Waterloo Mechatronics Engineering student and a University of Toronto Philosophy Specialist. “Yeah, so I was browsing through AO3 tags and the 'University of Toronto/University of Waterloo (anthropomorphic)' t
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Jul 20
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