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Myhal Dancers Swarm, Consume Local Man
MYHAL CENTRE -- “It all happened so fast- I- I didn’t understand what I was watching until I saw that he was gone," says electrical engineering student Stacy Scott. “Not necessarily the worst thing I’ve seen or experienced in Myhal though.” Stacy is one of the few witnesses of a brutal crime committed on the ground floor of the Myhal Centre for Engineering Innovation & Entrepreneurship last Thursday. She sat down with The Boundary to make sense of the event. “Luis and I knew
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Jul 20


Student Heeds Air Quality Warning, Vapes Inside
TORONTO -- On Wednesday, July 15, wildfire smoke blanketed Toronto, turning the city into Arrakis. Emergency air quality warnings were issued across the city, urging residents to stay indoors. Second year Ethics, Society, & Law student Jasmin Kaufman immediately complied, opting to take shelter inside for her respiratory health. Once safely out of harm’s way, Kaufman reportedly reached for her watermelon ice vape, sighing with relief. She could finally breathe in air she coul
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Jul 20


Obituary: MAT137
Calculus with Proofs – referred to colloquially as MAT137 – occupied a special place in many UofT STEM students’ hearts, wasting space that could have housed more important matters such as dignity and self-respect. It is, thus, with our sincerest congratulations, that we announce the death of the University of Toronto’s most hated course. With its final term being Summer 2025-26, MAT137 has tormented students for over 10 years on the St. George campus. This year, with a C+ co
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Jul 20


Gym Bro Petitions AC to Add Protein to Water Fountain
ATHLETIC CENTRE -- “They don’t understand that some of us are really on that grind, you know?” says a visibly distressed Jake Rodriguez. Jake is a third year Economics specialist, but he claims that his real expertise is in nutrition and strength training. Mid-interview, he offered our reporter a beef jerky stick. Rodriguez has gained a small following on what was formerly known as Twitter, uniting athletes over a novel grievance with the Athletic Centre: plain water in the w
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Jul 20


Alberta Student Denied Emotional Support Pipeline by ATS
SPADINA & COLLEGE -- Dealing with Accommodated Testing Services can be difficult. Between filling out forms, going to interviews, and finding the Accessibility Services office, many people have legitimate grievances which lead them to be frustrated with ATS. The Boundary was going to interview one such student for a story about accessibility. Unfortunately, all of them had lives. Instead, The Boundary interviewed an individual with more questionable reasons to be frustrated.
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Jul 20


Yorkville Resident Breathes Same Air As Minimum Wage Worker, Dies
YORKVILLE -- Priscille James Weston was an upstanding member of the community. Elegant, considerate and well-connected, she was a Yorkville staple until her tragic death following exposure to a deadly pathogen: someone of a lower social class. “She was a good person,” says her grieving neighbor Louis Steward. When asked to elaborate on her qualities, he gave a blank look and said “I think she donated to a charity once. At least that’s what she told me after I saw her buy her
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Jul 20
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