In the midst of the winter blues, students have taken it upon themselves to lift the school spirit by sporting “kick me” signs on their backs. On-campus bullying is on the rise, but this shared interest has increased camaraderie among students. Many Rotman Commerce students, however, do not seem to be in on the joke.
Despite several brainstorming sessions conducted at networking events, Rotman students like Kyle Matthews cannot crack the code. “We deserve to be treated just like everyone else,” remarked Matthews while adjusting his Patagonia vest. “I’ve already been kicked three times today before I even got to RSM249: Money Colours. Not to mention, the Canadian Colour Unit has been ROUGH compared to the US.”
Rotman students have implemented a multitude of responses to the new gag, trying everything from wearing a different pair of Oakleys to getting their fathers to sue the school. Nonetheless, the kicking continues. “Honestly, I can deal with the kicking,” Matthews reported. “I just can’t stand the fact that they’re touching me with shoes under 200$. Also, my blow fell out of my pocket one time. It’s getting serious.” Matthews then requested that he be excused on account of a group project due the next day.
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