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Rejected Elon Musk and Grimes Baby Names Leaked, Include Capricorn, CSC108-H1


After taking one look at their sweet newborn’s face, Grimes and Elon Musk have named their firstborn child X Æ A-12—expected, given the couple’s burning desire for their child to get bullied on the playground. Grimes and Elon have since revealed a list of other unique and unconventional baby names that they had also been seriously considering:


  • Capricorn

  • CSC108-H1

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  • Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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