In Bid to 'Break' Uncooperative Terrorists, Ottawa to Abandon Waterboarding, Subject Felons
Ottawa, ON: In a press conference on Monday, Prime Minister Trudeau announced a cutting-edge strategy to combat the silence exhibited by...
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Boundary Staff
Mar 9, 2018
'Toike Oike' Circulation Reaches Double-Digits as Shivering Students Begin Using Paper as Fi
Toronto, ON: One of The Boundary’s generously-named “rivals” has reached new publication heights. As the unrelenting cold and a frigid...
Boundary Staff
Mar 7, 2018
St. Michael's College Introduces Handcrafted Artisan Sandwiches at Famed Canada Room Dining Hall
Toronto, ON: In an attempt to revive the company's subpar culinary reputation and bolster dwindling revenues, Brennan Hall partner...
Boundary Staff
Mar 7, 2018
60lb Dumbbells Lifted From Historic Resting Place in Hart House Weight Room
Toronto ON: Reports flooding The Boundary's headquarters confirm that a pair of 60lb dumbbells were touched and lifted early this...
Boundary Staff
Mar 6, 2018
In Tragic Building Code Mix-Up, First-Year Bound for Brennan Hall Accidentally Wanders into Brass Ra
Toronto, ON: A stone's throw from the University of Toronto's eastern border lies Brass Rails, an innocence-annihilating Gentlemen's Club...
Boundary Staff
Mar 4, 2018
Immobile 'GoodLife Bag Guy' in Upper Deck of Convocation Hall Revealed to Have Passed Away M
Toronto, ON: A mysterious student's impeccable attendance seems to have been the result of a tragic, unanticipated calamity, not...
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