Stephen Curry, the sole contributor to a disastrous group project, is not angry with his fellow group members, "just disappointed."
After cringing at the dismal efforts of his fledgling teammates, the veteran point guard took initiative.
"There was no other option," Curry told press afterwards. "Everyone else flaked. I thought it'd be a group effort, you know, like, a team thing. But it wasn't. Whatever, I guess."
Curry's teammates declined to comment on the star's heroism and selflessness, but could be seen hyperventilating in the locker room post-game.