Advice: Help! My Puppyboy Said Something Problematic!

Dear The Boundary,

I am a 3rd year studying Critical Studies in Equity and Solidarity. Needless to say, I am very committed to social justice. As part of my Queer Liberation praxis, I am currently in a morally grey live-in polycule. This month, I have been assigned keeper duties for one of my boyfriends, a Computer Science specialist and dog furry. It’s pretty chill, since he doesn’t have to use a litterbox and he sleeps in his crate a lot. I do wish he would shower more. Recently, however, I discovered something that shook me to my core.

One day, I was preparing his boy kibble when I noticed he left his laptop open on the desk. I decided to take an innocent peek. What I discovered was a 4chan account that was clearly his, where he was very active on far right boards and I learned an average of 2.3 new racial slurs per post. When I confronted him about it, he didn’t seem to understand why I was upset. What’s worse, he’s threatening to get me kicked out of the polycule for invading his privacy! What should I do?

Sincerely,

All Dogs Don’t Go to Heaven

Dear ADDGtH,

We at The Boundary are so sorry to hear about this troubling discovery. There comes a difficult time in every pet owner’s life when they must make a decision regarding the humane option for the care of their beloved companion. We regret to inform you that it sounds like the time has come for your terminally-online puppyboy to cross the rainbow bridge. There are some really nice farms outside the city where you can say your final goodbyes. Our sincere condolences.

Sincerely,

The Boundary