Breaking: FLQ Kidnaps Boundary EIC

Chaos and terror have descended on The Boundary’s headquarters this morning as the Editor-in-Chief was found missing. A ransom note written in Canadian French found at the scene reads:

“Bonjour cochons anglophones,

Nous avons votre rédacteur-en-chef. Si vous voulez le revoir, et surtout si vous aimez la façon dont il est vivant et capable de respirer, veuillez donner tout votre argent au Parti Québécois avant le 1er Octobre. Si cela n’est pas en excès de dix milliards de dollars KKKanadiens, vous pouvez lui dire adieu par courriel. 

Vos amis,

Le Front de Libération du Québec.”

“Dear Anglophone pigs,

We have your editor-in-chief. If you want to see them again, and especially if you like the way he is alive and capable of breathing, please give all your money to the Parti Québécois before October 1st. If that does not exceed ten billion KKKanadian dollars, you may say your goodbyes by email.

Your friends,

The FLQ.”

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