Five Ways to Win Course Enrolment

1. Review-Bomb the Course on Reddit and RateMyProf

Yes, people, the marking in BMS434 is extremely harsh. Also, the yaoi boys from your readings gave your grandma a heart attack and she died.

2. Choose a Niche Program

Ditch the stress of trying to get into BCH210 by studying something unique, like Canadian Studies or Buddhism & Mental Health. 

3. Commit Credit Fraud

As everyone knows, the more credits you have, the earlier your start time. The registrar surely won’t find it suspicious that a first year has 12.0 FCEs in transfer credit, right?

4. Expose Your Academic Rival’s Credit Fraud

They can’t swipe the last seat in that degree requirement course if they get expelled with criminal charges for defrauding the university.

5. Learn French and transfer to l’Université de l’Ontario français

Don’t worry if you’ve never heard of it, they have like five programs. Watch out for falling pieces of concrete from the Gardiner as you walk to campus.