Nice! LinkedIn Post About Orgy Gets 69 Likes

In a tough job market, connections can be the difference between getting the role of your dreams or refreshing Canada Summer Jobs listings for months. For 4th year Rotman student Dean Wesrey, that means turning every interaction into a networking opportunity on LinkedIn.

His detailed accounts of pitch meetings, coffee dates, and cottage retreats haven’t proven to be quite the hit he needed,but with 69 likes, Wesrey’s most recent post — which details his experience at a “sextrepreneur networking orgy” — might just be the break he’s been looking for. In the throes of unemployment ourselves, the Boundary contacted Wesrey to learn more about his unique content marketing approach.

“It’s not just connection — it’s intimacy”, Wesrey told us. “A lot of people network on LinkedIn, but more often than not, they’re not making actual human connections, which is why my authentic, bare-it-all approach is making waves 🌊📈”. Asked about whether his orgy partners approved of him posting about them on LinkedIn, he reassured us that he was simply trying to “move fast and break things”, and that “networking means taking risks. My ability to do that is why I’m reaching new audiences every day 🚀”.

Scared by his ability to seemingly vocalize emoji, we quickly hung up the call, though not before Wesrey managed to make a new post about our interview. Headlined “Seven Lessons I Learned About Software as a Service From Being Interviewed About My Orgy 🎤🎓️💦.”, it had garnered 420 likes at press time.

It might just be that Dean Wesrey has found the future of professional connection. Communications expert Kevin Nogilny, currently working as a consultant at Raytheon, told us he was impressed: “It’s genuine, touching communication. And honestly? That’s what we need in the market right now.” Though we asked follow-up questions, Nogilny was unfortunately preoccupied sexting his girlfriend, an instance of the Grok AI chatbot.

Whether or not you want it to, the future is coming fast on LinkedIn.