University of Toronto Colleges Ranked Alphabetically
Even after a decade of determining these rankings, this process never gets easier. While number one may be predictable, number six will...
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Boundary Staff
- Sep 12, 2018
In Huge Win for Residence Algorithm, Long-Lost Brothers Reunited in Double Room
After a decade of constant yet fruitless searching, two long-lost siblings were reunited in the most unlikely of settings: an empty...
Boundary Staff
- May 2, 2018
Desperate English Majors Begin Making Animal Sacrifices to Northrop Frye Statue
Toronto, ON: A series of votive offerings -- including the midday slaughtering of over 800 lambs -- and other dedications have been left...
Boundary Staff
- Apr 30, 2018
President-Elect Boucher Promises Bloody Purge, Improved Dental Plan
Toronto, ON: Anne Boucher, the newly-elected leader of the University of Toronto Students' Union (UTSU) held a celebratory press...
Boundary Staff
- Apr 22, 2018
Future Fascist, War Criminal Takes Entire Group Study Room for Himself
Toronto, ON: Smug misanthrope Kevin McKelvey, a suspected perpetrator of crimes against humanity, casually annexed an entire fucking...
Boundary Staff
- Apr 21, 2018
Robarts Baristas Nearing End of Eight-Month Tour of Duty
Toronto, ON: With May 1st fast approaching, the battle-hardened baristas at Starbucks’ John P. Robarts Library location are nearing the...
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