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No One Prouder of UofT Global Ranking than Accepted Student Yet to Attend Class
This past week, Quacquarelli Symonds (QS) released its 2020 list of the world’s top universities. The University of Toronto maintained...
Thomas Sider
Jun 21, 2019


Confirmed: Antsy Vancouverite Attended Thursday Night Tutorial With Jerry Can, Cinder Block
After a historic victory for the Raptors, Canadians have been especially energized and patriotic. It’s not just Ontario residents who are...
Nona Jalali
Jun 16, 2019


How to Game Toronto's Red-Hot Housing Market: Be An Engineer
After wasting all of first year complaining about our workloads, my architecture friend, Kumar, and I—an Engineer from Skule™ (me being...
Ruven Samaraweera and Emilio Ortelli
Jun 12, 2019


Group Project Inevitably Left Up to Single Person
Stephen Curry, the sole contributor to a disastrous group project, is not angry with his fellow group members, "just disappointed." After...
Boundary Staff
Jun 6, 2019


Early Draft of UofT Mental Health Initiative Proposed Lobotomizing Sad Students
Leaked early drafts of UofT’s recently announced changes in approach to campus mental health reveal an omitted fifth step to its current...
Hannah So
Apr 23, 2019


“I didn’t study for this exam but I brought 26 pencils with me, so I think I’m good”
Brandon Miller, a second year Anthropology major, has gathered up each and every pencil in his room, carefully stuffing them in a dirty...
Emilio Ortelli
Apr 22, 2019
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