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Early Draft of UofT Mental Health Initiative Proposed Lobotomizing Sad Students
Leaked early drafts of UofT’s recently announced changes in approach to campus mental health reveal an omitted fifth step to its current...
Hannah So
Apr 23, 2019


“I didn’t study for this exam but I brought 26 pencils with me, so I think I’m good”
Brandon Miller, a second year Anthropology major, has gathered up each and every pencil in his room, carefully stuffing them in a dirty...
Emilio Ortelli
Apr 22, 2019


Prof Figures One Last XL Latte Will Seal Deal on Students Recommendation Letter
Classics student Jake Briar has nearly persuaded his professor Alexander Hansen to write him a letter of recommendation. The only thing...
Emory Claire Mitchell and Nona Jalali
Apr 10, 2019


White Woman With Dreads: “I Feel Your Pain”
True allies of marginalized peoples are hard to come by in these transparent times of cancel culture. How can you ever be absolutely...
Will Stoecker
Apr 10, 2019


Electricity Deemed a Non–Essential School Service
While the education finance reforms set forth by the provincial government have been met with resistance from the student body, nobody...
Kyle Brickman
Apr 5, 2019


4th Year Engineering Students Forget How to Read
After gruelling through four years of purely science-based courses, the entire class of 4th year engineering students has effectively...
Nona Jalali
Mar 30, 2019
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