Victoria College's First Halal, Gluten-Free, Vegan, Kosher Pub Night Boycotted by Fuming 'An
Toronto, ON: Twelve students at the famously inclusive Victoria College boycotted the college's inaugural Halal, Gluten-Free, Vegan,...
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Boundary Staff
- Mar 9, 2018
Termite Infestation Boosts Ryerson's Average Class Size to 38,000, Nearly Catching UofT
Toronto, ON: Millions more pests have flooded into Ryerson University, raising the average class size to an astounding 38,000 students....
Boundary Staff
- Mar 9, 2018
In Bid to 'Break' Uncooperative Terrorists, Ottawa to Abandon Waterboarding, Subject Felons
Ottawa, ON: In a press conference on Monday, Prime Minister Trudeau announced a cutting-edge strategy to combat the silence exhibited by...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 9, 2018
'Toike Oike' Circulation Reaches Double-Digits as Shivering Students Begin Using Paper as Fi
Toronto, ON: One of The Boundary’s generously-named “rivals” has reached new publication heights. As the unrelenting cold and a frigid...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 7, 2018
St. Michael's College Introduces Handcrafted Artisan Sandwiches at Famed Canada Room Dining Hall
Toronto, ON: In an attempt to revive the company's subpar culinary reputation and bolster dwindling revenues, Brennan Hall partner...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 7, 2018
60lb Dumbbells Lifted From Historic Resting Place in Hart House Weight Room
Toronto ON: Reports flooding The Boundary's headquarters confirm that a pair of 60lb dumbbells were touched and lifted early this...
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