Boundary StaffMar 26, 2018Victoria College Subsidizes Inflated Egos of Six Unfunny DegeneratesToronto, ON: A contingent of overconfident, odd-looking reprobates received a stimulus package that will allow their business to power...
Boundary StaffMar 25, 2018Butt Dial to Campus Police, Passive-Aggressive Voicemail Reveals Group Has Been on Strike Since 2014Toronto, ON: Area student Tim Blake unintentionally rang Campus Police on Sunday morning, setting off a verbal firestorm from his iPhone...
Boundary StaffMar 24, 2018Philosophy Department Announces 'Co-Op' Partnership With Aroma Espresso BarToronto, ON: After putting down his complimentary latte and wiping his chocolate-stained hands on a nearby intern, philosophy department...
Boundary StaffMar 20, 2018Unrelenting Pretentious Chatter Leads Gertler to Attach Sound-Cancelling Masks to Every Last PhilosoKing’s College Circle: President Meric Gertler promised to personally attach crude, sound-cancelling masks to “every [expletive] last...