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Typical: Old White Male Claims to Know Exactly What Everyone Wants, Needs
Early last week, a portly, bearded white man asserted that he knew “exactly what everyone, the entire world, actually, wanted and...
Boundary Staff
Dec 8, 2018


Op-Ed: Bella the Therapy Dog: Stop Touching Me and Go Fucking Study
As exam season approaches and students begin their semi-annual emotional spiral, many search for outlets to relieve stress and take their...
Bella
Dec 4, 2018


Mysterious, Uncontacted Tribe Kills Knox College Missionary
In a tragic turn of events, Knox College student Luther McDougall was killed under a shower of arrows and spears after embarking on a...
Jack Mageau
Dec 2, 2018


Rotman Student Autographs Attendance Sheet
It was another Wednesday morning AST101H tutorial: the room was filling up with bright-eyed, bushy-tailed frosh, all equipped with...
Boundary Staff
Nov 29, 2018


Student Who 'Doesn't See Colour' Failing Sociology 100
After reviewing his SOC100 grade on Monday morning, first-year student George Bronson was dismayed to learn that he flunked the entire...
Nona Jalali
Nov 28, 2018


Campus Smokers Cramming to Meet January 1st Deadline
On January 1st, the University of Toronto’s attempt to curb nicotine consumption will come into full force through a complete ban on...
Kyle Brickman
Nov 27, 2018
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