Sociology Department Just Happy to be Here
As most Varsity Blues ready themselves for a gruelling, month-long hibernation, sociology majors are reportedly "just happy to be here." Mackenzie Holmes, a sociology specialist and department representative, reported to The Boundary, "to be completely honest with you, I'm not exactly sure what we're doing here. [I'm] just in a chronic state of mild disbelief. What am studying? Society and people, technically. [...[ But who cares? It doesn't matter. I go to the Harvard of the North, baby!"