Cops Let Onslaught of Nerf Bullets Fly on Unsuspecting Rioters

As democracy comes under literal attack at the U.S. Capitol, members of the police are armed with weapons that they have been trained to use only in the most dangerous of situations: Nerf Guns.

"This hurts me more than it hurts you," said one disappointed officer who has already counted to three and offered American rioters a calm time-out session instead.

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Photo Credit: Emory Claire Mitchell.