Search
  • Boundary Staff

Drop-Outs Move West to 'Find Themselves'


Two over-stressed millennials are doing what every other over-stressed millenial has considered doing at one point or another.


The Duke and Duchess of Sussex - royals only for another month - have, over the past few weeks, formally decided to say 'fuck it' - and head out west.


Henry Charles Albert David, known to his friends and The Boundary as 'Harry,' was reached over the phone this weekend.


"Man, I was just burnt out, feel me?" Harry said, after a long exhale. "I was just done with Responsibility and Duty and Stress. I wanted to get away from it all - the hustle, the bustle, the Queen - and find myself."


Meghan Markle, Harry's wife, chimed in at this point: "Totally. The last four years or so have been so... what's the word... they've just be a lot. And we felt we needed a break."


Harry and Meghan expressed their thanks to the province of British Columbia for being so hospitable.


"They're a cool bunch of dudes," Harry admitted, chuckling. "Very chill."

90 views

The Boundary is the University of Toronto's Satire Paper