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Moo-Deng Abused; Moved to Southern Ontario Rehab Facility
NIAGARA FALLS: The internet super-celebrity and Choeropsis liberiensis , or, Hippopotamus for our feeble mined readers, Moo-Deng is...
Emmett Zych
Oct 2, 2024


Well Adjusted First-Year Only Abusing One Substance
As appointments at accessibility services remain inaccessible and new guardrails are installed in the Robarts stairwell, many freshmen on...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Sep 30, 2024


Scotiabank Theatre Releases Souvenir Popcorn Bucket for Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Movie
The U of T community is anxiously awaiting the upcoming release of the film based on Robarts Library’s most notorious feces flinger. To...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Sep 27, 2024


Misogynist Student Disappointed by Study “A Broad”
For most, a term abroad is a tremendous opportunity to explore the world, get immersed in a different culture, and then come home to...
Jonah Wineberg
Sep 25, 2024


MAT137 Air Condemned by UN for Biological Warfare
This just in: The United Nations have deemed the air of the MAT137 classroom “biological warfare.” The infamous first year math course...
Clare Mooney
Sep 23, 2024


SPONSORED: Circle K offering 15% Discount on Study Beers
CALLING ALL UOFT STUDENTS! Need something to help you lock in and hit the books? In celebration of the new school year, and our newfound...
Richard Thai
Sep 20, 2024
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