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Awkward Alert!: Roommates Probably Shouldn’t Have Human Centipeded at the Beginning of the Semester
For as long as universities have existed, roommates have fallen to the classic blunder of becoming intimate with each other early on and...
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 5, 2025


UofT Music Student Delivers Awe-Inspiring Performance at Grammy’s
You’ve heard the chatter: “Who’s going to be performing?,” “What will Chappell wear?,” “Where’s Katy Perry’s Grammy?” It’s easy to get...
Noah Cazabon
Feb 3, 2025


Groundhog Day Cancelled?Wiarton Willie's Old Tweets Resurface
Beloved Ontario icon Wiarton Willie is in hot water after several controversial posts made on X (the former twitter) surfaced this...
Fionn McPhee
Feb 2, 2025


That Guy on St. George Smoking a Cigarette in Your Face is "Really Sorry"
The University of Toronto has its quirks, and its incessant smoking problem is one of them. Whether it’s living in residence and smelling...
Clare Mooney
Jan 29, 2025


Doug Ford: Canada is Not For Sale–Trust Me, I Checked
It’s safe to say that many valid concerns have been raised regarding US President Donald Trump’s desire to annex Canada–especially with...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Jan 27, 2025


Commuter Comes Late at Orgy
As the neglected middle child of the UofT community, commuters face an abundance of adversity, dealing with long travel distances, social...
Jonah Wineberg
Jan 24, 2025
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