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Poli Sci Student Can’t Wait to Ruin Thanksgiving
Polisci Major Excited To Ruin Thanksgiving Artemis Fedorchuk In the miserable depths of midterms, everyone at the University of Toronto...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Oct 11, 2024


First Date Serenades Up 400% Since Oasis Tour Announcement
Music stores throughout the GTA report acoustic guitar shortages amidst excitement over the Oasis’s new tour announcement. The concert...
Sergio Villiger
Oct 7, 2024


Local Moles Overjoyed at Prospect of 401 Tunnel
Doug Ford’s proposed highway 401 tunnel has proven to be controversial. Many people have condemned it a waste of money, and suggest the...
Robbie Janzen
Oct 4, 2024


Moo-Deng Abused; Moved to Southern Ontario Rehab Facility
NIAGARA FALLS: The internet super-celebrity and Choeropsis liberiensis , or, Hippopotamus for our feeble mined readers, Moo-Deng is...
Emmett Zych
Oct 2, 2024


Well Adjusted First-Year Only Abusing One Substance
As appointments at accessibility services remain inaccessible and new guardrails are installed in the Robarts stairwell, many freshmen on...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Sep 30, 2024


Scotiabank Theatre Releases Souvenir Popcorn Bucket for Pee Pee Poo Poo Man Movie
The U of T community is anxiously awaiting the upcoming release of the film based on Robarts Library’s most notorious feces flinger. To...
Artemis Fedorchuk
Sep 27, 2024
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