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“It’s Not Day Drinking if it’s Dark Out” Says Eclipse-Loving Alcoholic
The coming solar eclipse has caused a great stir in Southern Ontario as well as all those near that now well-known diagonal line cutting...
Shiven Sai Gandhi
Apr 8, 2024


English Major Only Talks Dirty in Iambic Pentameter
As the birds and the bees emerge this April, the sunlight has sparked something lustful in UofT students everywhere. Perhaps no student...
Keah Sharma
Apr 3, 2024


Uneducated Child Puts All Eggs in One Basket
Every year, the world comes together on Easter to commemorate chocolate bunnies, divine capitalism, and fluorescent marshmallow chicks....
El Chrapko and Natalie Cader-Beutel
Mar 31, 2024


Student Not Buying April 1st Essay "Deadline"
April 1st means many different things to many different people. For Christians it marks the resurrection of a born-again Nazarene...
Daniel Golden
Mar 29, 2024


Insomniac Blames Woke Prof
The debate over the literary canon is one fraught with disagreement among students and faculty alike. At the University of Toronto, an...
James Raposo
Mar 28, 2024


Virgin Keeners Take Over Sex Rooms
It’s that time of the year again, with upcoming exams causing rising tensions in the student body. But much to their dismay, pent-up...
El Chrapko
Mar 27, 2024
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