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Tenured Prof Almost Senile Enough To Be US President
After a string of oopsies by United States President Joe Biden, the American public has grown worried about his age and mental state....
Keah Sharma
Feb 16, 2024


Broke Boyfriend Conveniently Anti-Capitalist on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day: you either love it or you hate it. Whatever side you’re on, today is the day, and it is bound to be marked by candy...
Clare Mooney
Feb 14, 2024


“I’ll Do It Over Reading Week” Says Student in Labour
Midterm season is an arduous time of prioritizing assignments and pouring in hours of blood, sweat, and tears to get the job done. With...
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 13, 2024


Lana Del Rey Snubbed For William R. Gardner Student Leadership Award
Despite numerous nominations for her amazing work on and off-campus, Lana Del Rey has once again been overlooked this award season for...
Noah Cazabon
Feb 12, 2024


Super Bowl Books Wrong Usher For Halftime
Millions of people tune in each year to watch the Super Bowl halftime show, and after Rihanna’s performance last year, the bar for 2024...
Jess LeBlanc
Feb 11, 2024


UofT Love Language Course Cancelled After Inappropriate Physical Touch
Among other things, UofT is known for its wide range of course options. From Quantitative Reasoning for Political Science Majors to...
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Feb 9, 2024
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