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“Impossible” Midterm Has Existential Crisis
UofT students from all faculties and programs despise midterm season. Even worse than finals according to some students, studying for...
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Mar 1, 2024


UofT Eliminating Trinity College to Meet Waste Reduction Goal
Recently, UofT was announced as the number one most sustainable university in the world. Though it’s unclear how much Gertler and his...
Keah Sharma
Feb 22, 2024


Tenured Prof Almost Senile Enough To Be US President
After a string of oopsies by United States President Joe Biden, the American public has grown worried about his age and mental state....
Keah Sharma
Feb 16, 2024


Broke Boyfriend Conveniently Anti-Capitalist on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day: you either love it or you hate it. Whatever side you’re on, today is the day, and it is bound to be marked by candy...
Clare Mooney
Feb 14, 2024


“I’ll Do It Over Reading Week” Says Student in Labour
Midterm season is an arduous time of prioritizing assignments and pouring in hours of blood, sweat, and tears to get the job done. With...
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 13, 2024


Lana Del Rey Snubbed For William R. Gardner Student Leadership Award
Despite numerous nominations for her amazing work on and off-campus, Lana Del Rey has once again been overlooked this award season for...
Noah Cazabon
Feb 12, 2024
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