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Easy Job: Make Money by Walking to Class, Distributing Heroin
With inflation on the rise and job scarcity scaring the city, students are on the hunt for some way to finance their pesky eating and...
Shiven Sai Gandhi
Oct 10, 2023


Tragic: Loner Student Spends Friendsgiving With Family
Thanksgiving, or Canadian Thanksgiving for those new to the culture, takes place yearly on the second Monday of October. People thank God...
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Oct 7, 2023


Student Prescribed Iron Lung After Construction Dust Exposure
As summer turns to fall, O-week besties part, and classes become more than just harmless outings, one thing never changes: construction...
Robbie Janzen
Oct 2, 2023


5 Tips To Bond With Your New Roommate
1. Make Sure They’re Comfortable Everyone knows that a good night’s rest is the key to a good day. Make sure that your new roomie is...
Clare Mooney and Jonah Wineberg
Sep 29, 2023


Student Loses Meal Plan In Intramural Sports Bet
Autumn isn’t the only season that begins with the new semester. September marks the start of the long-awaited intramural season at U of...
Noah Cazabon
Sep 27, 2023


UofT Makes Students “Pinky Pwomise” Not To Use AI
The first weeks of the semester are always exciting for students; we sign up for classes, look through course syllabi, and determine the...
Sergio Villiger
Sep 25, 2023
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