'Toike Oike' Circulation Reaches Double-Digits as Shivering Students Begin Using Paper as Fi
Toronto, ON: One of The Boundary’s generously-named “rivals” has reached new publication heights. As the unrelenting cold and a frigid...
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Boundary Staff
- Mar 7, 2018
St. Michael's College Introduces Handcrafted Artisan Sandwiches at Famed Canada Room Dining Hall
Toronto, ON: In an attempt to revive the company's subpar culinary reputation and bolster dwindling revenues, Brennan Hall partner...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 7, 2018
60lb Dumbbells Lifted From Historic Resting Place in Hart House Weight Room
Toronto ON: Reports flooding The Boundary's headquarters confirm that a pair of 60lb dumbbells were touched and lifted early this...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 6, 2018
In Tragic Building Code Mix-Up, First-Year Bound for Brennan Hall Accidentally Wanders into Brass Ra
Toronto, ON: A stone's throw from the University of Toronto's eastern border lies Brass Rails, an innocence-annihilating Gentlemen's Club...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 4, 2018
Immobile 'GoodLife Bag Guy' in Upper Deck of Convocation Hall Revealed to Have Passed Away M
Toronto, ON: A mysterious student's impeccable attendance seems to have been the result of a tragic, unanticipated calamity, not...
Boundary Staff
- Mar 4, 2018
Student Remembers Innis College
Toronto, ON: On Friday morning, fourth-year student Phillip Marchand recalled the existence of Innis College. After mulling the day over,...
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