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Desperate Upper Year Student Secures Habitat in Queen’s Park
"I can’t even go three minutes without someone offering to light up a fatty with me."
Jennifer Furman
Aug 16, 2020


Friend Getting Worryingly Good at Catan
"The Monday before that he said, ‘Catan? We can play w [sic] a bot if we don’t find a third.’"
Joseph Strauss
Aug 2, 2020


Graduate Fondly Remembers Last Moment as Student Looking up Chegg Answers
Her deceitful ways have adequately prepared her for an illustrious career in Big Pharma.
Boundary Staff
Jul 29, 2020


Prudent Trin Student Plans Courses Around Weekly Ass-Kissings
"Don’t Rotman students just call them Networking Events?"
Sammy Edwards
Jul 19, 2020


Canada Day Festival Lineup Added to List of Atrocities Country Has Committed
People will have the opportunity to hear D-list bands from Barry perform on Zoom.
Boundary Staff
Jul 1, 2020


Comp Sci Students Prep for Online Classes, Returns Unopened Deodorant
"Bless President Gertler and the administration for their mercy,” wrote u/horny4liu on the U of T subreddit.
Hannah So
Jun 29, 2020
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