Will StoeckerDec 17, 2018Poli-Sci Student Enters Sixth Hour of Playing Devil's Advocate with T.A.“He’s an absolute madman, I’ve never seen anyone this committed to their point before, it’s pretty commendable.” “You can tell the TA...
Peterson Beat Reporter Jack MageauDec 15, 2018Jordan Peterson Refuses to Refer to Portal as QuercusPeterson, a prominent University of Toronto professor, is refusing to refer to Portal as Quercus, citing radical neo-Marxist oppression.
Daniel AyklerDec 14, 2018Apt. 200 Bouncer Hired to Maintain Ratio in Robarts StacksTimothy DeMaurizio stands huddled in the lobby of Robarts Library awaiting entry to the highly-coveted stacks. It’s 9:48pm and, despite...
David ConfortiDec 12, 2018Man Wearing Toque in Tutorial Can Probably Be IgnoredBritish Columbian comparative biosociology specialist Jason Shreddinski can probably be ignored. This conclusion was deduced not only...