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“It’s Just a Head Rush,” Assures Friend with Fever
“This isn’t a fever, bro. It's called a heady.”
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Mar 24, 2020


“Nobody Panic, Everything is Fine,” Urges Hazmat-Clad Gertler
"Peace out, it’s been a wild ride.”
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Mar 16, 2020


Skype Lectures Strongly Opposed by “bigdick69”
“Virtual lectures just don’t align with my learning style."
Boundary Staff
Mar 13, 2020


Student Claims Answer Key Tattoo “Of Personal Significance”
“I was very close to my late grandfather, 2020-Test2-EABEBCADDB Peters,” said a very livid Peters.
Sammy Edwards
Mar 11, 2020


Woman Patiently Waits for Poli-Sci Student to Explain Home Country's Politics to Her
"Iran and its proxies aren't all bad, you have to get that through your head."
Boundary Staff
Mar 5, 2020


Drop-Outs Move West to 'Find Themselves'
Two over-stressed millennials are doing what every other over-stressed millenial has considered doing at one point or another. The Duke...
Boundary Staff
Mar 1, 2020
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