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In Huge Win for Residence Algorithm, Long-Lost Brothers Reunited in Double Room
After a decade of constant yet fruitless searching, two long-lost siblings were reunited in the most unlikely of settings: an empty...
Boundary Staff
Sep 12, 2018


Desperate English Majors Begin Making Animal Sacrifices to Northrop Frye Statue
Toronto, ON: A series of votive offerings -- including the midday slaughtering of over 800 lambs -- and other dedications have been left...
Boundary Staff
May 1, 2018


President-Elect Boucher Promises Bloody Purge, Improved Dental Plan
Toronto, ON: Anne Boucher, the newly-elected leader of the University of Toronto Students' Union (UTSU) held a celebratory press...
Boundary Staff
Apr 30, 2018


Future Fascist, War Criminal Takes Entire Group Study Room for Himself
Toronto, ON: Smug misanthrope Kevin McKelvey, a suspected perpetrator of crimes against humanity, casually annexed an entire fucking...
Boundary Staff
Apr 22, 2018


Robarts Baristas Nearing End of Eight-Month Tour of Duty
Toronto, ON: With May 1st fast approaching, the battle-hardened baristas at Starbucks’ John P. Robarts Library location are nearing the...
Boundary Staff
Apr 21, 2018


Lonely EX100 Janitor Bonds with Ghosts of Fallen GPAs
Toronto ON - Eugene Wong, a single, middle-aged janitor at the University of Toronto’s Exam Centre, was sweeping the floor of the main...
Boundary Staff
Apr 19, 2018
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