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Bad Boy Alert: Student Uses St. George Crosswalk on His Own Terms
CAMPUS ALERT: At approximately 12:15pm local time on September 23rd, a rogue male student thrusted through a red-lighted St. George...
Will Stoecker
Sep 23, 2018


Career Centre Tells Student to Step it the Fuck Up
A laid-back fourth-year student felt the white hot rage of the Career Learning Network after it was revealed she had a 2.7 CGPA and had only
Daniel Aykler
Sep 20, 2018


Man Desperate for Campus Brochure Feature Hospitalized after 36-Hour Frisbee Bender
Area student William Williams is in critical condition at St. Michael’s Hospital after a grueling, day-and-a-half frisbee marathon....
Boundary Staff
Sep 16, 2018


University of Toronto Colleges Ranked Alphabetically
Even after a decade of determining these rankings, this process never gets easier. While number one may be predictable, number six will...
Boundary Staff
Sep 13, 2018


In Huge Win for Residence Algorithm, Long-Lost Brothers Reunited in Double Room
After a decade of constant yet fruitless searching, two long-lost siblings were reunited in the most unlikely of settings: an empty...
Boundary Staff
Sep 12, 2018


Desperate English Majors Begin Making Animal Sacrifices to Northrop Frye Statue
Toronto, ON: A series of votive offerings -- including the midday slaughtering of over 800 lambs -- and other dedications have been left...
Boundary Staff
May 1, 2018
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