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Woke Warrior for Racial Equality Tells Peruvian Girl He is Totally into Asians
Toronto, ON: Lyle Kennedy, a white, landowning sixth-year male from Trinity College and self-labelled “champion of racial equality”,...
Boundary Staff
Apr 1, 2018


E.J. Pratt Reading Room Collectively Braces for Next Bite of Granny Smith Apple
Toronto, ON: The mild-mannered inhabitants of the E.J. Pratt Library's Reading Room were exposed to a volley of ear-splitting apple...
Boundary Staff
Mar 28, 2018


Students Looking a Little Bit Fatter
Toronto, ON: People are looking marginally more rotund around the University of Toronto's downtown campus. Various observers have noted...
Boundary Staff
Mar 28, 2018


Rotman Student Builds Largest Network of Connections Known to Man
Toronto, ON: After four years of above-average work within the University of Toronto’s Rotman Commerce program, The Boundary can...
Boundary Staff
Mar 27, 2018


Loser Dweeb From High School Now “Super Cool Party Animal” After Year of UofT Engineering
Toronto ON: The kid from your high school who studied 70 hours per week, religiously sported math pun t-shirts, and brought a robot to...
Boundary Staff
Mar 26, 2018


Victoria College Subsidizes Inflated Egos of Six Unfunny Degenerates
Toronto, ON: A contingent of overconfident, odd-looking reprobates received a stimulus package that will allow their business to power...
Boundary Staff
Mar 26, 2018
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