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Sociology Department Just Happy to be Here
As most Varsity Blues ready themselves for a gruelling, month-long hibernation, sociology majors are reportedly "just happy to be here."...
Boundary Staff
Apr 7, 2018


Report: Wycliffe College Constructing Biblical Ark in Queen's Park
Toronto, ON: Investigators have uncovered a Wycliffe College plot to construct a 7,000-animal yacht in the middle of Queen's Park,...
Boundary Staff
Apr 4, 2018


St. Mike's Dispatches 15 Missionaries to Convert U.C. Infidels
Toronto, ON: Following Easter Sunday mass at St. Basil’s Catholic Parish, members of the St. Michael’s College Student Union (SMCSU)...
Boundary Staff
Apr 3, 2018


Student's Dream of Being Competent Home Cook Shattered by Ali Baba's Next Door
Toronto, ON: In a tragic turn of events, art history second-year Lena Kosolofski realized her dream of being able to cook simple meals...
Boundary Staff
Apr 2, 2018


Woke Warrior for Racial Equality Tells Peruvian Girl He is Totally into Asians
Toronto, ON: Lyle Kennedy, a white, landowning sixth-year male from Trinity College and self-labelled “champion of racial equality”,...
Boundary Staff
Apr 1, 2018


E.J. Pratt Reading Room Collectively Braces for Next Bite of Granny Smith Apple
Toronto, ON: The mild-mannered inhabitants of the E.J. Pratt Library's Reading Room were exposed to a volley of ear-splitting apple...
Boundary Staff
Mar 28, 2018
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