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Laptop Clinging On for Dear Life Halfway into Three Hour Lecture
For most students, listening to a prof lecture for two hours is pushing it. I mean, by the one hour and fifty-minute mark, sure they’re...
Sammy Edwards
Feb 10, 2023


Athletic Centre Launches New Foot-Scented Candle
U of T’s Athletic Centre is well-known by frequenters for its iconic used-sock aroma, and now AC fans and foot fetishists alike can bring...
Jonah Wineberg
Feb 8, 2023


Registrar Suggests ChatGPT Transfers to TMU After Finishing with C+
OpenAI’s ChatGPT has only been out a few months but is already making an impact. The auto-generated text platform has shown its ability...
Patrick Fraser
Feb 6, 2023


Weirdo Pulls Pants All the Way Down to Pee in the Shower
Mark Davis made an alarming discovery about his roommate’s shower peeing habits after accidentally walking in on an unlocked bathroom...
Anne Campbell
Feb 3, 2023


Economics Student Has Faith Inflation Will Soon Affect Grades
Inflation in Canada has exhibited record highs since the start of the pandemic. It has led to increases in gas prices, TTC fares,...
Zainab Haider
Jan 31, 2023


Friend Cites Yoga, Heroin for Successful Dry January
Recent guidelines suggest that Canadians should have no more than two alcoholic drinks per week. The recommendation comes in the middle...
Patrick Fraser
Jan 27, 2023
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