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Registrar Suggests ChatGPT Transfers to TMU After Finishing with C+
OpenAI’s ChatGPT has only been out a few months but is already making an impact. The auto-generated text platform has shown its ability...
Patrick Fraser
Feb 6, 2023


Weirdo Pulls Pants All the Way Down to Pee in the Shower
Mark Davis made an alarming discovery about his roommate’s shower peeing habits after accidentally walking in on an unlocked bathroom...
Anne Campbell
Feb 3, 2023


Economics Student Has Faith Inflation Will Soon Affect Grades
Inflation in Canada has exhibited record highs since the start of the pandemic. It has led to increases in gas prices, TTC fares,...
Zainab Haider
Jan 31, 2023


Friend Cites Yoga, Heroin for Successful Dry January
Recent guidelines suggest that Canadians should have no more than two alcoholic drinks per week. The recommendation comes in the middle...
Patrick Fraser
Jan 27, 2023


Student on Academic Probation Sentenced to Shift at Robarts Starbucks
First year student Jason Feldman was blindsided by the difficulty of the Cinema Studies program, forcibly pausing his studies and his...
Clare Mooney
Jan 25, 2023


Failing Student Blames Parents for not Playing Mozart in Womb
It's a well-known and proven fact that exposing a fetus to classical music, specifically Mozart, leads to increased intelligence and...
Zainab Haider
Jan 23, 2023
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