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Student Under Mistletoe Kisses Law School Dreams Goodbye
The holiday season is upon us once more: a time for holly, jolly, and ghostly nighttime visitations. But no such festivities are on the...
Daniel Golden
Dec 7, 2022


Unproductive Robarts Session: Student Only Steals Two Laptops
With the last days of the Fall semester fast approaching, students only have a couple weeks left to put their nose to the grindstone and...
Sammy Edwards
Dec 5, 2022


Prof Offers to Fill Out Course Evaluations For You
Filling out course evaluations is apparently really important, according to our professors. They help the department figure out what...
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Dec 2, 2022


Gym Bro in English Class Corrects Your Form
Chad Morris, a self-diagnosed “gym rat,” noticed during an essay workshopping tutorial that a fellow student’s paper wasn’t their...
Jonah Wineberg
Nov 29, 2022


Bar With Other Patrons "Too Mainstream"
TORONTO - The University of Toronto’s location in the middle of downtown provides its students with easy access to plenty of bars, clubs,...
Patrick Fraser
Nov 23, 2022


Maoist Student Underwhelmed by Alleged Leftist Indoctrination
Everyone has heard about the clandestine cultural revolution supposedly going on within the halls of our postsecondary institutions....
Daniel Golden
Nov 21, 2022
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