"There’s a bunny that’s been giving him the eyes since he hid the eggs in the yard.”

“Toronto, you may think that you’re not ready for the next step, but I really care about spending more time in you."

Tories voted in favour of repudiating past acknowledgement of heliocentrism: the fact that the Earth and other planets orbit around the Sun.

UofT+: the University of Toronto’s brand new online streaming service.

“The poster is Tarantino’s best work, hands down. It should’ve won the Oscar for Best Picture,” MacLean proclaimed.

The Varsity Board of Directors are yet to comment on the crisis, but will likely release a statement in the coming weeks as backlash grows.