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Zoology Major’s Homework Ate Their Dog
"If you lost Bark Ruffalo, just say so, don't lie to me."
Sammy Edwards
Mar 18, 2021


Nobody Falling for Lonely Scottish Student’s “Kiss Me I’m Irish” Shirt
The student even brought an overflowing pint of Guinness with him to the library.
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Mar 17, 2021
Royal Family: "We're Not Racist, We've Given More African Countries Independence Than Anyone Else"
Her Majesty The Queen remarks that she is officially “too old for [her] family’s bullshit.”
Patrick Fraser
Mar 15, 2021


Separatist Québécois Student Insists on Paying International Tuition Fees
“I want to pay international fees, parce que je ne suis pas un Canadien."
Patrick Fraser
Mar 9, 2021
Giveaway! LIKE and SUBSCRIBE to Trudeau’s Channel for Chance at Vaccine
Should the contest go according to plan, fans will have a tempting 1 in 37 million chance at obtaining two doses of the Pfizer vaccine.
Joseph Strauss
Mar 8, 2021


“I Only had Ten Commandments,” says Annoyed God After Reading New Peterson Book
University of Toronto professor and social commentator Jordan B. Peterson is no stranger to controversy. In the years since his stand...
Emory Claire
Mar 4, 2021
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