The student has found himself at an ecclesiastical crossroads.

Tommy Two-Fingers’ numerous suggestions indicate that something shady, like a bribe or a bank robbery, may be at hand.

Here's to the ones who make us feel the most.

At press time, Julia indicated that a second date was as likely as a Pritchard showering without taking off his Rotman backpack.

“It’s sort of like drama meets tragedy meets sci-fi, all in a single three-hour musical."

Mr. Trump finally accepted the republic’s decision to move on and embrace a newer, older man.