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“Can You See Me? What... Does it Mean... to be Seen?” Cries Prof Teetering on Edge of Insanity
"Hello...? Do... I see me?"
Emory Claire Mitchell and Hannah So
Jan 12, 2021


Cops Let Onslaught of Nerf Bullets Fly on Unsuspecting Rioters
As democracy comes under literal attack at the U.S. Capitol, members of the police are armed with weapons that they have been trained to...
Boundary Staff
Jan 6, 2021


Prof Waits Until 12:10 a.m. to Celebrate New Year
Jameson, like clockwork, is always late for anything scheduled directly on the hour.
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Dec 31, 2020


Public Health Ontario Warns to Steer Clear of Suspected Super-Spreader
The man was traced as having illegally entered the country from the North Pole, based on hoof-prints left by his magical flying reindeer.
Joseph Strauss
Dec 24, 2020


Parents Secretly Relieved Drama Student Stranded for the Holidays
It’s been 525,600 minutes since the Wilson family has seen their favourite/only daughter.
Madeleine Beckett
Dec 23, 2020


First-Year Only Clears Search History When Elf on the Shelf Not Looking
Is she in the clear, or is she due for another year of fossil fuels hanging above the fireplace?
Daniel Golden
Dec 20, 2020
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