"If opposing meat means opposing myself, then dammit, I will morph into a tree."

The solution, like it almost always is, may be T-Pain.

“Mum, do you think this mask looks a bit… tight?”

Missing the usual Reading Week shenanigans that take place every Fall? Worry not, for there's a COVID-safe way to get as plastered as you...

After a twelve hour search, a rescue crew managed to find Elmore and bring him back to the outside world. 

After all, comedy is not the career of luxury and stable finances that it’s cracked up to be.