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Mask Fitting a Little Tighter These Days
“Mum, do you think this mask looks a bit… tight?”
Boundary Staff
Nov 15, 2020


5 Steps to Recreate a Degenerate Montréal Reading Week at Home Using Only a Kitchen Spoon
Missing the usual Reading Week shenanigans that take place every Fall? Worry not, for there's a COVID-safe way to get as plastered as you...
Madeleine Beckett
Nov 11, 2020


Help! I’ve Been Following Robarts’ Directional Arrows for Four Hours!
After a twelve hour search, a rescue crew managed to find Elmore and bring him back to the outside world.
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Nov 9, 2020


Maya Rudolph Secures First Steady Paycheck
After all, comedy is not the career of luxury and stable finances that it’s cracked up to be.
Sammy Edwards
Nov 7, 2020


Electoral College Ranked 2nd Most Outdated College After Trin
"The cults are still running! It’s like Assassin’s Creed with a bunch of Anglican teenagers,” says Snell.
Joseph Strauss
Nov 3, 2020


Wario of Friend Group Definitely Not Getting Laid
“Poor guy doesn’t know what he signed up for.”
Joseph Strauss
Oct 31, 2020
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