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Eager Kindergartener Creates Group Chat For Shapes 101
Most students are either too awkward, scared, illiterate, or a combination of all three, to say anything.
Sammy Edwards
Jan 26, 2021
#GirlBoss: Payette Becomes First Gov. Gen. Forced to Resign for Badass Behaviour
The best way to defy gender roles is to perpetuate the pain stereotypically inflicted by power-hungry men.
Emory Claire Mitchell
Jan 23, 2021


Stoner “Totally Psyched” About New "U.K." Strain
"Anyway, I’m so psyched to light up a fire English J."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Jan 19, 2021


Medieval Studies Student Finally Receives Exam Marks Via Carrier Pigeon
“The scroll bore good, yet untimely news, for I’ve now already reached my life expectancy of 20 years."
Joseph Strauss
Jan 17, 2021


“Can You See Me? What... Does it Mean... to be Seen?” Cries Prof Teetering on Edge of Insanity
"Hello...? Do... I see me?"
Emory Claire Mitchell and Hannah So
Jan 12, 2021


Cops Let Onslaught of Nerf Bullets Fly on Unsuspecting Rioters
As democracy comes under literal attack at the U.S. Capitol, members of the police are armed with weapons that they have been trained to...
Boundary Staff
Jan 6, 2021
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