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CS Department Not Sure They Will Make POSt
"Why can't they just learn from the Physics department? Like, they haven’t broken a law of physics in the last century!"
Shane Wang
Oct 10, 2020


Sexual Diversity Prof Accidentally Sends Not-Porn to Class
While waiting for the new link, Sexual Diversity students have been instructed to do supplementary personal research.
Emilio Ortelli
Oct 7, 2020


Ex-Friends Battle Over Joint-Custody of Textbook
“I get the book on weekdays and he gets it on weekends,” said Khan.
Patrick Fraser
Oct 6, 2020


UTM COVID Outbreak Reaffirms Existence of UTM
“Right, Mississauga...yeah, I’ve never heard of it. I just hope it doesn’t spread to the GTA.”
Adam A. Lam
Oct 4, 2020


Argument in Retirement Home Mistaken for Presidential Debate
Majority of viewers hadn’t noticed the flub at all.
Madeleine Beckett
Sep 29, 2020


Student Does Philosopher's Walk of Shame
“What, technically, is a hookup? Do I have a moral obligation to inform my prof if said hookup was with a TA?"
Sammy Edwards
Sep 28, 2020
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