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Fashion-Conscious Vic Student Thrifts Vintage Mask from Kensington
“I’m pretty sure there’s still bloodletting stains on the mask,” said long-time Black Market employee Adam Chordsmith.
Boundary Staff
Sep 10, 2020


Sheriff’s Deputy Outraged Over “Obvious Flop” by Masai Ujiri
“Back in the ‘80s that was a non-call.”
Joseph Strauss
Sep 3, 2020


Boundary Pleased to Announce Newest Member Bill Morneau
“It’s a bit of an adjustment from federal politics but he’ll get there.”
Boundary Staff
Aug 18, 2020


Desperate Upper Year Student Secures Habitat in Queen’s Park
"I can’t even go three minutes without someone offering to light up a fatty with me."
Jennifer Furman
Aug 16, 2020


Friend Getting Worryingly Good at Catan
"The Monday before that he said, ‘Catan? We can play w [sic] a bot if we don’t find a third.’"
Joseph Strauss
Aug 2, 2020


Graduate Fondly Remembers Last Moment as Student Looking up Chegg Answers
Her deceitful ways have adequately prepared her for an illustrious career in Big Pharma.
Boundary Staff
Jul 29, 2020
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