“I intend to shock my audience. It certainly will not be what you bourgeoise types are used to."

Add your bean juice for some extra kick (and nutrients!).

"I thought about dropping out a few times, but I managed to transfer residences, so I’m okay now.”

“What more does it mean to be human than to girate with strangers in a grimy attic?”

“Students are going through a lot right now, the last thing we need is to be subjected to another lackluster, morale-lowering season."

"90% of the gear I trade goes directly to the Ivey Business fuckers.”