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Brockhampton Announces Layoffs Amidst Coronavirus Shutdowns
A recent audit estimates that between 5 and 12 members of the boy band will need to be laid off.
Joseph Strauss
May 8, 2020


Rejected Elon Musk and Grimes Baby Names Leaked, Include Capricorn, CSC108-H1
Grimes and Elon Musk have named their firstborn child X Æ A-12.
Boundary Staff
May 5, 2020


U of T Student's Pregnancy Test Still IPR
Picture: Angelika Koshtoya’s 4th pregnancy test of the week. She’s been checking daily for test results since the end of April, but they...
Boundary Staff
May 3, 2020


Proud Idiot Refuses to Use CR/NCR
“Fuck James, man. We get it, you’re a genius. No need to rub it in.”
Boundary Staff
May 2, 2020


North Korea Confirms Kim Jong-un “Definitely Alive and Well”
Kim refused to field questions, or even so much as move.
Boundary Staff
Apr 29, 2020


New De-Stressor Needs to be Tended to at All Times
“Just gotta train her up a bit.”
Joseph Strauss
Apr 27, 2020
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