The memo does not address how the university intends to handle when students go “man down.”

“I used to get shittered with the boys on the regular,” he said, wistfully.

A recent audit estimates that between 5 and 12 members of the boy band will need to be laid off.

Grimes and Elon Musk have named their firstborn child X Æ A-12.

Picture: Angelika Koshtoya’s 4th pregnancy test of the week. She’s been checking daily for test results since the end of April, but they...

“Fuck James, man. We get it, you’re a genius. No need to rub it in.”